Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

LOVE is a friendship set to music

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves.

The greatest power is often simple patience.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Self-love is when you are genuinely happy not with the image you see in the mirror, but the person you see.

Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.

I think that the best things come from thought, without thinking. I think that's the smartest use of the intelligence that we all have.

So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.

I'm thrilled we've got a new single out, as singles were the way I first got into music as a child.

There is a rollicking kindness that looks like malice.

In the 24th century there will be no hunger, there will be no greed, and all the children will know how to read.

I am known for a life spent in the struggle for freedom, and freedom includes the freedom of religion.

The reason I love comics more than anything else is that the longest story will be just a few pages. With a novel, it takes so many pages to get to one thing happening.

Grace comes into the soul as the morning sun into the world: there is first a dawning, then a mean light, and at last the sun in his excellent brightness.