Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Steadily, we are listening more to the intelligence of our hearts—and acting on that wisdom. And that's what spirituality is—an expression of Love.

...[T]he United States is the land of formal democratic enclosure...

You feel the pressure of going to university because you need a back-up plan, which is why I enrolled.

I really do believe that much of what coming out of Donald Trump's mouth was a play from Vladimir Putin's playbook.

I'll do as I please. My mind is not to be imprisoned.

What I have learned in my life and work is that the more I am able to be myself, the more it enables other people to be themselves.

What you do on travel holiday is what your memories are based on. People want to do cool stuff, and this is what will shape your entire experience.

I used to worry I was entirely uninteresting, but the truth is I think if my life was more exciting I'd never have any time to write.

If he had had all Peru in his pocket, he would certainly have given it to this dancer; but Gringoire had not Peru in his pocket; and besides, America was not yet discovered. (p. 66)

My working history as an actor is definitely in the theatre; it certainly was in Australia.