Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began

I can’t quite figure out the difference between loving someone and loving things about them.

Be a burst of joy.

Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean its not real

If it is not right do not do it

If I take care of my character my reputation will take care of itself.

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowhip with other human beings as we take our place among them.

I love to be alone, and I did as a child as well, especially if I was outside.

I'm not the kind of guy who tries to run between the drops. Sometimes you gotta get a little wet to reach your destination

The job in Wisconsin was the first genuine offer of an academic job in a university which I received.