Mike Holmes is insanely talented and his work bristles with the kind of humanity and insight that is rare in comics – or in humans, for that matter.

I keep thinking the bad guys will win in the end and take it all away, but somehow it all seems to keep working.

I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than I listen to 90 percent of all comedy albums, so I think I love it?

I love doing the show more than anything. It's truly the most satisfying thing creatively that I've ever had in my life.

My day job is writing for television. So I've been on enough sets, and I know how things work.

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.

I will say, the performers in the musical are some of the most super-talented people I've ever seen.

In indie rock, there's the phenomenon of: "Oh, this guy seems totally normal, but he's actually crazy." There's more of that out there than you'd think.

Creeps get rewarded for being creepy.

I get so much inspiration from people working hard at music, even though it's nothing to do with what I do.

I always have a lot of respect for people who do things. Even if it's the worst garbage on earth.

It will all be over in 2 weeks

Our lives may not have fit together, but ohhh did our souls know how to dance...

Fear is our deepest and strongest emotion, and the one which best lends itself to the creation of nature-defying illusions.

The reviewer is a singularly detested enemy because he is, unlike the hapless artist, invulnerable.

As pills that are outwardly fair, gilt, and rolled in sugar, but within are full of bitterness, even so lustful pleasure is no sooner hatched but remorse is at hand, ready to supplant her.

Yeah, when you're making a film, the book is a good tool, but once you have the script and you're making a movie, you have to let go of the book.

Prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well.

There is no accountability today... no willingness to focus on big ideas.

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad.

Well, we can't all be Terry Bradshaw.