Mike Huckabee says the answer to our problems is to cure all diseases. I guess no one's thought of that before.

I want you to take a good, hard look at me, America, because this is exactly what you’ve got coming.

It took Jimmy Carter to give us Ronald Reagan.

Always be sexy. I salute that message.

Liberty is never safer than when politicans are terrified.

Climate change is the perfect pseudoscientific theory for a big government politician who wants more power. Why? Because it is a theory that can never be disproven.

Every candidate is going to come to you and say they are the most conservative person that ever lived.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything.

I've spent the past month in Washington D.C. and it is terrific to be back in America.

The last 15 years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last 15 years. It hasn't happened.

Living a short life as a proud person is more worthwhile than living a whole century as a chameleon.

It is a violation of trust to use your kids as caulking for the cracks in you.

Life is more than just a bump in the road. All life is sacred.

I never thought that you would be the one to hold my heart

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

One person's enemy is another person's best friend. My favorite food might give you a rash.

Studies that bring clarity and direction to the black male situation as an integral part of the black family/community are unpopular, not easy to get published and very dangerous.

What’s the opposite of déjà vu, when you see something that hasn’t happened yet?” “I don’t know—avant verrais?

It is possible, even probable, to be told a truth about a place, to accept it, to know it and at the same time not to know anything about it.

In the twenty-first century, the robot will take the place which slave labor occupied in ancient civilization.