Mike Judge, who I've become friends with over the years never took himself seriously as an artist.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

The Son of Man saves souls.

When you empower your people, your business will be grow.

Let us not look back in anger nor forward in fear but around us in awareness.

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

The wolf exerts a powerful influence on the human imagination. It takes your stare and turns it back on you

I like to direct the same way that I like to be directed.

Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

I think I have something valid to say. My words are my bullets. I like to brag that somehow I got it right.

Man is a prisoner who has no right to open the door of his prison and run away. . . . A man should wait, and not take his own life until God summons hiom.