Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought.

The heart is a rare, unique treasure because it is strong and vulnerable at the same time. It is strong in its persistence to sustain life, yet it is vulnerable to both emotional and physical wounds.

Pain's nothing. Pains what you give, not what you get.

Courage is a daring spirit.

Religion is always falling apart.

There's an old expression about falling off a horse. You get back on and you ride that bad boy into town.

It is cynicism and fear that freeze life; it is faith that thaws it out, releases it, sets it free.

No domestic animal can be as still as a wild animal. The civilized people have lost the aptitude of stillness, and must take lessons in silence from the wild before they are accepted by it.

I knew that maybe I couldn't be playing again, but I just wanted to get in physical shape.

Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.