Milk Duds kept me going.

I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing

The gun issue is a big, unresolved issue in this country right now. I think it's out of control

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny

I think at the end of a show, you have to walk out with a message. That's my hardest struggle right now; that's what I'm working towards.

I love improvisation.

As an actor, you have to have your history.

John Cusack is a dream. I did one one-on-one scene with him and we got to shoot it so many times, and he did it different every time.

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny.

Love affairs are for emotional sprinters the pleasures of love are for the emotional marathoners.

I would never slay the dragon, because the dragon was also me.

You're trying to fight gravity on a planet that insists that love is like falling, and falling is like this.

Sometimes you have to lose to win

I believe the relationship you have with your government is not so different to a love relationship.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

I think each role takes a little from you and circles around you for the rest of your life. I don't think you ever abandon any of them.

Well, I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we've met before.

Adolphus is not at his desk. That means he is somewhere in the Monstrumarium, has gone home for the day, or is dead.

It is one of the vexatious mortifications of a studious man to have his thoughts disordered by a tedious visit.