Mind of myth sees ghost.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

Be fearless. Be bold. Be Magic.

Respect is a kind of magic too, you know.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing somebody's cast.

One of the worst things we could do is start to act now as though the attack of 9/11 is a thing of the past and will never be repeated. That's just not true.

I couldn't have thought of her more. Even vacancy was crowded with her.

Better to write twaddle, anything, than nothing at all.

Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal

You cannot solve a problem by condemning it

He who meanly admires a mean thing is a snob--perhaps that is a safe definition of the character.