Mine's [fans] a lot of like weird guys in prison. So I don't need to answer them.

Part of being a feminist is giving other women the freedom to make choices you might not necessarily make yourself.

Don't wait around for someone else to tell your story. Do it yourself by whatever means necessary.

I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am.

I quit acting when I was 11 because I was cast as a bouncing ball in 'Alice in Wonderland,' and I felt slighted and wounded.

Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.

Survivors are so often re-victimized by a system that demands they prove their purity and innocence.

The people accusing me of being productive don't know how hard it is for me to just bend my elbow sometimes.

Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.

But ambition is a funny thing: it creeps in when you least expect it and keeps you moving, even when you think you want to stay put.

we need to be pure in love.

Does it give you déjà voodoo how alike the houses are?""That's déjà vu, and I hate you right now

Perl is another example of filling a tiny, short-term need, and then being a real problem in the longer term.

A motto I've adopted is, if at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you ever tried.

If we did not have pride, we would not complain of it in others.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

As it was in the beginning, ... is now, and ever shall be, world without end.

Tears such as angels weep.

Yes, testosterone-sodden young men too unattractive to get a woman in this world might be desperate enough to go for 72 private virgins in the next.

Apparently, the line you take on Israel trumps everything else in life.