Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

(Only God can make a tree and She seldom tries, nowadays.)

Every individual is unique with unique talents.

Whether it's difficult or not, there will be a few people who are outstanding, who will rise above the rest.

I always wanted, and still aspire, to be something more than just one thing, just one performance.

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

One Galileo in two thousand years is enough.

Avoid taking a definite stand on great public issues either in the Senate or before the people. Bend your energies towards making friends of key men in all classes of voters.

You've got to keep reminding yourself of what's important.

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.