Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

We all think we're going to get out of debt.

It's so much easier to be cynical.

I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. In a few years, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

My inspiration is coming more and more from the way I feel and the gratitude I feel. The older you get the more humility you have.

My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

Beware pride

I just like doing a lot of different things. People need a reason to get their butts out of bed and do something.

It takes great personal courage to let yourself appear weak.

Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many.

There is an awesome God of justice who is ready to move in power if you move in obedience.

The purpose of the pistol is to stop a fight that somebody else has started, almost always at very short range.

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light.

A good person, striving dimly, Is well aware of the right path.

My best piece of advice is to do something you're passionate about. If you do - you'll do it well - and the money follows.

Life is too short to occupy oneself with the slaying of the slain more than once.