Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

When you leave a port, ask yourself two questions: What mark you have made on that port and what have you learned from that port?

Opportunity always knocks the door with hurdles. It's up to you either jump the hurdle to grab or owing to hurdle miss the opportunity .

I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go.

life is a tragic mystery. We are pierced and driven by laws we only half understand, we find that the lesson we learn again and again is that of accepting heroic helplessness.

I didn't think it was fair to pretend to give of myself when I was so selfishly consumed with my own drives.

The media - they want to rush everything. They want to give their seedy opinions without knowing all the facts.

In 2003, I warned of a 'creeping coup' in Russia against the forces of democracy and market capitalism in Russia.

Under no circumstances should you play fast if you have a winning position. Forget the clock, use all your time and make good moves.

I am a person who goes out without a purse. I put things in my coat pockets, so I don't have any accessories.

I never liked opera growing up. I always liked chamber music or solo music even more than orchestral music.