Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

A good friend enjoys with you, a best friend cries with you.

God has given you the opportunity to make a difference. Plan purposefully, Prepare Prayerfully, Proceed Positively & Pursue Persistently!

If the angels were capable of envy, they would envy us for two things: one is the receiving of Holy Communion, and the other is suffering.

A lie is the only truth about a liar.

I would not advise people to buy a car or house without making a list. You will probably improve your intuitions by making a list and then sleeping on it.

Worrying is imagining that which you don't want.

I think a whole lot of stuff gets by people - I could name half a dozen groups that do songs that are openly supportive of experimentation with drugs, nobody ever said anything to them.

I have never acted he has never been cast in a romantic lead or has been cast opposite a female love interest in any movie he starred in.

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson

Do I rue a life wasted doing crosswords? Yes, but I do know the three-letter-word for regret.