Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

This is BLOSSOM!

I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.

Quit smoking, and observe posted speed limits. This will improve your odds of getting old enough to be wise.

When I talk to film students, I always say, "Buy the DVDs and listen to the commentaries, look at the making of, look at the behind-the-scenes," because that's such a great learning tool.

It should begin much earlier with arts education in the American school system, which is sadly deficient.

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

History is, as we know, written by the winners.

I'm crap at interviews. I'm just not very good at sentences.

It is easier to make money than to save it. One is exertion, the other, self-denial.

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.