Mirrors at the gym only serve to remind me that I'm less of a man than I'd like to be.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Honesty can be painful, but it's always better than bullshit.

Poetry is the alchemy which teaches us to convert ordinary materials into gold.

I think editors have to come out of a certain kind of community.

Most bloggers who rise above the clutter are quite often prolific -they work hard, not just writing content but networking, engaging in Social Media and more.

I have a studio in a barn at home - we rehearse there, we film there and we record there. It's fun to hang out with my guys and see what comes out next.

You could not see a cloud, because No cloud was in the sky: No birds were flying overhead - There were no birds to fly.

I'm insane, not forgetful.

Every man if he so desires becomes sculptor of his own brain.

Daring is the price of progress. All splendid conquests are the prize of boldness, more or less.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.