Misery is the River of the World

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

The city is a plague… and I am the penicillin.

Tolerance level of each one changes as per situation - Is it Hypocrisy ?

Was life like that? You could look ahead to the future or back to the past, but the present moved too quickly to absorb.

Time is your most precious resource; make every minute count.

Sharing money is what gives it its value.

If you asked me one day, I might say, "Well, sometimes I feel a little bit religious." If you asked me another day, I'd just say flat out, "No."

'Hansel and Gretel' is one of the scariest stories ever written! Psychotic mother; stupid, inane father.

I didn't take the reins of my career until I was about 21, and I've been in charge since then.

Fascism will come to America wrapped in a flag.

I'd rather get bad news from an honest man than lies from a flatterer.