Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Don't let anyone tell you your idea is stupid. Do you know how many successful people had people tell them that, and they still made it?

I looked on Jesus and the dove of peace entered my heart. I looked at the dove of peace; and lo...off he went.

My style is a little masculine, and what I loved about Pyer Moss was how well he can make a blazer, the looseness of those pants, or color palette that he chooses from season to season.

When I date different guys, I just have to stay away - and not let myself fall. Because if I do, it's over.

People should be respected for the strength of their convictions, and I also believe in freedom of expression.

We are all incredibly different and rather than being something to be ashamed of, that's something to really celebrate.

It is natural to man to indulge in the illusion of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, till she transforms us into beasts.

All of us are extremely competitive. We're kind of competitive with how we work on Radiohead stuff. Having said that, there's also a lot of support.

Only library books speak with such wordless eloquence of the power good stories hold over us.

I don't need to scare the other athletes. When I'm running, I will scare them.