Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

In a Sense, we all are Time Travelers! We are Surviving each and every Active Time-Point in this Timeline.......

We already had three steps behind us."Hold on, Lia, " I whispered. Hold on for me.

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much.

The language of the body is the key that can unlock the soul.

In art economy is always beauty.

Let proportion be found not only in numbers and measures, but also in sounds, weights, times, and positions, and what ever force there is.

An empty throne always tempts me.

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show

Ill never be, like, sippy cup country, or write about everything I do around the house.

For the gods, though slow to see, see well, whenever a man casting aside worship turns folly.