Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Your principles are your true north because they instruct how you will handle every situation, especially when there is no easy choice.

she might have been pretty when she started out, but the world had moved on since then.

Love' Two perfectly happy people ready to gamble

Half the dogs in America will receive Christmas presents this year, yet few of us ever pause to consider the life of the pig-an animal easily as intelligent as a dog-that becomes the Christmas ham.

Friends are people who are in your life because you feel good around them and you like them. Friends are the people you choose to be with.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

Dualism makes the problem insoluble; materialism denies the existence of any phenomenon to study, and hence of any problem.

I grew up in North Carolina, and I grew up on wrestling.

When much virtue is achieved, nothing is not overcome.

The antidote to hubris, to overweening pride, is irony, that capacity to discover and systematize ideas.