Mocking Hugh Hefner is easy to do, and in my mind should be made easier.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.

I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light.

Nothing you write if you hope to be any good will ever come out as you first hoped.

Health care costs are eating the Defense Department alive.

You are all the colors in one, at full brightness.

We human beings instinctively regard the seen world as the "real" world and the unseen world as the "unreal" world, but the Bible calls for almost the opposite.

No matter how noble and special people want to make the playoffs out to be... it's a crapshoot.

You only understand information relative to what you already understand.

The ice caps are melting now. They're not going to refreeze next year just because we reduce our emissions. We're going to live in that world. So plan for it.