Modeling was successful for me. I didn't have to wait tables or anything like that, so that was nice. And I got to see the entire world.

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I had people in my life who were insane and negative, but they taught me how not to be, how I didn't want to end up.

Someday you'll miss her like she missed you. Someday you'll need her like she needed you. Someday you'll love her and she won't love you.

I think that the divorce rate's over 50% for a reason. I don't think people are taking enough time now to really see if they can make it work and live together.

I have a theory that as nice and sweet as you can be equates to how dangerous you can be.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Just relax and really say what you're actually thinking, and not what you think people want to hear.

Sometimes a thong completely betrays you.

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.

I auditioned for a Pepsi commercial, and I got it, and that was incredibly fun. So I thought, Well, maybe I should try this acting thing.

it is the people who control the Government, not the Government the people.

Writers are cannibals. They really are. They are predators, and if you are friends with them, and if you say anything funny at dinner, or if anything good happens to you, you are in big trouble.

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

I have more than 100 legal pads filled with handwriting. Eight novels, two books for children, countless stories and essays.

While the collateral consequences of drugs such as cocaine are indisputably severe, they are not unlike those which flow from the misuse of other, legal, substances.

My own party can succeed at the polls only so long as it continues to be the party of militant liberalism.

So the more things remained the same, the more they changed after all. Nothing endures. Not love, not a tree, not even a death by violence.

A knowledge of and the ability to properly and quickly execute the fundamentals. Be prepared and cover every little detail.

The details of what [Barack] Obama was going to do to the American health care system didn't matter. All that mattered was whether or not Obama was going to get it.

Walt Disney was my great hero.