Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom

If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion

You can't always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less

Lets Rock Cancer's World

When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!

When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few

The more you give the less your poor

Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it's all the rage

Great songs don't grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going

Only the winner and coward may survive.

Because. Everything worth anything takes time.

I'm not really someone who looks forward to the gym. But I realise it's something that I have to do to perform well on the pitch.

I pity the man who wants a coat so cheap that the man or woman who produces the cloth will starve in the process.

Implicity, there should be something mysterious in every day.

These are tough and unusual times and I don't see the negative global economic situation abating anytime soon.

How do you know, Dan? You were so young when they died. Do you really remember them?" "Not in my mind," Dan replied, gazing at the passing scenery. "But everyplace else.

What sort of world can we prepare for our great grandchildren?

Country and western is the music of the devil. Thats the real truth of the matter. My late Mother, bless her, loved country and western. God, I couldnt handle it.

I hope America manages to steer itself away from partisanship and back to patriotism; we are all Americans. And as long as I can make people laugh and feel better, I'm happy.