Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I passionately love liberty, legality, respect for rights, but not democracy. That is what I find in the depth of my soul.

Many self-leaders lead the world even by being invisible. The world learns from them without sitting in their classrooms.

I also learned that prayer is not as much about getting God to act in certain ways as it is about getting to the heart of God and getting my heart to reflect His heart.

Cat herding is simple. Just drag a string behind you.

‎"But you're the toughest son of a b!&€# i've ever seen.You never let anybody get near you.You never let anybody know what you really think.

History is always changing behind us, and the past changes a little every time we retell it.

is there not an Arabick Proverb which goes, 'No one throws Stones at a Barren Tree'?

Every man has a mission from God to help his fellow beings.

There are certain things that are inherently scarce. For example, there is only a certain amount of beachfront property in California. It is going to be scarce, it is going to be expensive.

Theres nothing more reassuring than a world thats crazier than you are.