Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

The blizzard doesn't last forever

We can give away all that He entrusts to us in the same spirit of generosity.

REAL TRUTH COMES FROM FACT"..

I was supposed to be a romancer, either wooing the leading lady or competing with the leading man for her.

Every human being on this planet has their pain and their heartache and it's up to all of us to find our way back to the light.

All writing is communication; creative writing is communication through revelation-it is the Self-escaping into the open.

I use different kinds of materials on different kinds of projects. Today we can do things with steel and glass that we could not do before. flexible enough to change.

I don't want to fly the flag for being unhealthy and overweight, but I don't want to fly the flag for being too thin, either.

At the beginning, you are 20 and you can just imagine... don't get me wrong, but having money. Then you realise that it's not only about you and what you are doing but that you have to give back.

God can take the good, bad and the bitter and create a masterpiece called your destiny.