Moist was sure doctors keep skeletons around to cow patients. Nyer, nyer, we know what you look underneath.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Wheels turning, the motorcycle’s roar grows steady, which, too, is a form of silence.

Teaching starts with Tests.

The Shooting Star CharmTo Be Lucky in Love, You Must First Believe in Miracles

It’s funny how books can change you. You open up a book and one minute you are who you’ve always been, then you read some random passage and you become someone else.

There is peace in dungeons, but is that enough to make dungeons desirable?

The truths of the Scriptures are so marked and inimitable, that the inventor would be more of a miraculous character than the hero.

Stay enthusiastic after getting rejected.

We are all robots when uncritically involved with our technologies.

I feel very strongly that we make decisions about what we're giving to the world, what we're withholding from the world, by virtue of what we put on our bodies.

Suicide is a real threat to health.