Molly was arrested. Possession.” I blinked at him. “She was possessed?

Vanity, thy name is vampire.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.

I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching--they are your family.

Children have their own kind of power. When you're teaching them, protecting them, you are more than you thought you could be. More understanding, more patient, more capable, more wise.

I had about as much chance to do that as I did of backpacking my car to the top of Mount Rushmore.

You don't have to make fun of it.""Actually I do, " I said. "I make fun of almost everything.

Insecurity, thy name is teenager.

Talent is one thing, personality and attitude is everything!

He was nobody, but a sweet liar!

Consumers care less about your brand’s vision statement, they want value delivered

Good health and good sense are two of life's greatest blessings.

I think emotional health is a big contributor to physical health.

To be successful, you only need one person to believe!

Perhaps self-esteem is just the sum of self-love and self-confidence. People with high self-esteem know they deserve a good life and that they can get almost everything they focus on!

Only the rich can achieve enlightenment because the poor are too busy looking for fridge freezers.

How did you get me here? (Tory) I have my evil Jedi ways. The Force is strong with this one. (Acheron)

Love is unworldly and nothing comes of it but love.