Mom as it's your birthday And, unfortunately, not mine Give me some money and I'll get out your hair While you have a large glass of wine I try so hard to be thoughtful

Six happy years together Such a perfect matching You're entering the 7 year itch zone This is no time for scratching

Take life with a pinch of salt A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime Do nothing at all But take your time

The greatest gift I ever had Came from God; I call him Dad!

May today be filled With bright hopes for the future And happy memories of the past

It started with a simple ring, You became husband and wife, You progressed to being parents And you're still best friends for life.

May every memory that you share Of dreams you've seen come true, Help make this special anniversary day A happy one, for the two of you

Goodbyes are not forever Goodbyes aren't final, when You only mean we'll miss you Until we meet again

May you always be each other's best friend, May your mutual love continue to be so May your successful marriage continue to thrive May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

It's all flags, fireworks, family, food and fun That's July Four July Five, the fun is done The fireworks are no more

You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th

Silence, when correctly timed, can speak multitudes of words to a person, without any extra effort on your part.

I've heard so many stories of young girls watching the Olympics and being inspired by it, and they want to do it now, and that's really cool.

I hope I'm still shooting when I'm 80.

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

No human being can destroy the structure of a marriage except the two who made it. It is the one human edifice that is impregnable except from within.

We cling to hierarchies because our place in a hierarchy is, rightly or wrongly, a major indicator of our social worth.

We need a moral philosophy in which the concept of love, so rarely mentioned now by philosophers, can once again be made central.

A kiss brings back the youth of a young child, as when a hug brings back the memories of a lover.

But most important of all, the truth, that dangerous stuff, became beautiful and more precious.

Absolute, unquestioning faith in God is the greatest method of instantaneous healing. An unceasing effort to arouse that faith is man's highest and most rewarding duty.