Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever youwant.”“Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, " Archer offered.

I'm not sure whether you're confident or delusional, but thanks anyway.

The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in.Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?"Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's neither here nor there.

We're going to the Underworld, " Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.

It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that would make my headache go away, but that’s a heck of a side effect.

Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.

Leave Dad alone" I told Aislinn. "His Britishness is sort-circuiting.

The time you utilize doing something determines how good the product will be

Be careful with your faith !It could make you see the good side of hell on earth.

Tragedy is not what men suffer but what they miss.

The creatures I seek do not want to be seen.

And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terrible person.

The pain of discipline is short, but the glory of the fruition is eternal.

There are so many things that go into casting that you just never know.

Leather, high heels, and a bad attitude. Here I come.

The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the food chain unfolding.

Character doesn't matter.