Moments of beauty sustain us through hours of ugliness.

Will covers a multitude of flaws, just as love covers a multitude of sins.

Do you know why you feel destined for something greater?” “Why?” Kip asked, quiet, hopeful. “Because you’re an arrogant little shit.

The desires of the flesh leads to sin. But the delight of the spirit leads to life.

People who want to make a million borrow a million first

To a hungry person, every bitter food is sweet. When the preferable is not available, the available becomes preferable!

I have accepted the challenge of life, to be all that I can possibly be.

During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.

Intellectual comradeship requires that you think your thoughts through to the place where you can make the complex seem simple, the obscure quite clear.

My father will go see Trans-Siberian Orchestra every single year. I mean, he's completely into it.

How come pleasure never makes it on to... a dutiful list of do's and don'ts? Doesn't joy also get soft and flabby if you neglect to exercise it?

Of all the jobs I've had, sliming fish was pretty good preparation for life in Washington.

Elected on anti-corruption platform in 1978.