Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.

Goal begins with "GO."

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

I think it's a novelty for cartoon characters to cross over into another strip or panel occasionally.

There are two ways to dislike poetry: One is to dislike it

An evil can only be killed by another kind of evil, because the pure spirit of peace can not do killing.

Life is the stuff of miracles.

We do not know how life began.

No revolutionary movement is complete without its poetical expression.

The demand for certainty is one which is natural to man, but is nevertheless an intellectual vice.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them; and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them.

Cash is very easy to hide. It's easy to hoard. It's easy to move, especially these large bills.

The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship