Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.

Pure happiness and peace are at their peak when your body is in harmony with itself.

Being Wise & Being Smart are two different things anyone can be smart but those who master the art of knowing what to overlook in this journey called life deserves to be called Wise

I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird.

Nothing takes God by surprise, not even cancer.

You can be the most beautiful person on Earth, and if you don't have a fitness or diet routine, you won't be beautiful.

I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren't self-portraits. Sometimes I disappear.

Come on obstacles! I've been expecting you! This is the chance that I've been waiting for!

It's the attitude of the players, not their skills, that is the biggest factor in determining whether you win or lose.

I say the very things that make the greatest StirAn' the most interestin' things, are things that did n't occur.

I believe in nothing, everything is sacred. I believe in everything, nothing is sacred.