Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind, and unfits it for every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect.]

Everything she knew about him rushed through her mind like a tidal wave.

Pitting your dream against someone else's is a fantastic way to get discouraged and depressed.

Then I wondered if everybody has that person that haunts them, the one that got away.

I get cold - really cold - when I travel.

Uptown is for people who have already done something. Downtown is where they’re doing something now. I live uptown but I love downtown.

When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you see a bad man, search yourself for his faults.

Change is wonderful, and necessary.

I think I was always inspired by seeing a problem, and finding a solution.

It's a sound bite. It's very of this age, because that's what people want.