Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

...knowledge imprisons you. You cannot escape it. What you know you cannot unknow. That's why knowledge is dangerous. Learning will redefine your world, irreversibly.

Prayer is the best way to face any problem, to crush every fear and to release every pain

For a ten-year-old boy and a ten-year-old girl to become good friends was not easy under any circumstances. Indeed, it might be one of the most difficult accomplishments in the world.

Years and years of happiness only make us realize how lucky we are to have friends that have shared and made that happiness a reality.

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it.

As debate is rare in the House of Representatives, since nearly all real business is done in the committees, it is very natural that such debate as there is should be very oratorical, should be

Chess is a very logical game and it is the man who can reason most logically and profoundly in it that ought to win.

Maybe love can kill better than hate.

Charisma gets the attention of man and character gets the attention of God.

There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain. ~Toshiro Hitsugaya