Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

Music's staying power is a function of how timeless the lyrics, song and production are.

Loneliness expresses the pain of being alone and solitude expresses the glory of being alone.

Love increases through righteous restraint and decreases through impulsive indulgence.

I'm increasingly inclined to think there should be some regulatory oversight, maybe at the national and international level just to make sure that we don't do something very foolish.

Nothing is really so very frightening when everything is so very dangerous

The next day, we shot 'I Want You Back,' and that was a 14-hour day. That's typical. By the end of the day, my knees and ankles are killing me.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

When I lived in Hong Kong, I felt that Hong Kong is my family.

The Elders had nothing but contempt for human emotion; they considered it their biggest weakness. Perenelle knew it was humankind's greatest strength.

Success is both an addiction and an enslavement.