Money can't buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

They should know that just because things get difficult, it's no reason to believe God is on vacation.

When you make up your mind to forgive, your happiness will almost automatically follow.

The man that wars with others is lost. The man that wars with himself is found.

everyone has their folding-point, Miles. Their mortal vulnerability. Some just keep it in a nonstandard location.

There are people in Congress who aren't very bright. In fact, some of them are just plain brain-dead.

There needs to be clearer communication for the public avout how valuable it [animal testing] is

The United States of America is the leading power in the world. Our friends and our adversaries respect us in large measure because they know that we are steady. We are fact-based. We are serious.

En France particulie' rement, les mots ont plus d'empire que les ide es. In France particularly, words reign over ideas.

Our privacy is starting to be invaded and we can't get anything done. I'm happy with the fundraising but upset we don't have time to talk and meet with people.

If you concern yourself with remaining relevant, you'll probably disappear into oblivion.