Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

The work is plentiful but the labours are few.

Iskari let others define her because she thought she didn't have a choice. Because she thought she was alone and unloved.

To be famous, in fact, one has only to kill one's landlady.

The law of the Lord is perfect, restoring the soul.

It's the way I enjoy making art - I like sitting down and making five beats; I enjoy that process. I can go two weeks without making a song and just making beats and I'll be OK.

To most people, nothing is more troublesome than the effort of thinking.

Some novelists are luckier than others in the eras of their formative intellectual years, but all Weltanschauungs return, which means that most novelists have at least a chance of a revival.

You know there's no crooked politicians. There's never a lie because there is never any truth.

In the courageous standing of uncertainty, faith shows most visibly its dynamic character.

If you earn a lot of money, you can give away a lot of money.