Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Remind me that the most fertile lands were built by the fires of volcanoes.

The future is completely open and so is the past. And we are writing them right now. Making a different past or future is only up to us now.

If you find no one to support you on the spiritual path, walk alone. There is no companionship with the immature.

Rebecca [West] can handle a pen as brilliantly as ever I could and much more savagely.

Adversity is wont to reveal genius, prosperity to hide it.

War is devastating, and it leaves its scars for generations.

Actually, the zapping light was kinda like Sookie’s fairy-light-thing. Do you think there’s any chance I’m a fairy?” “No, Z. Focus. True Blood is fiction. This is the real world.

To heal my wounds, I need to be brave enough to face them.

Music is all of a sudden much more colorful.

You've always been free. You've always been bright and shining. Everything else is just nonsense.