Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B?

We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong!

Bloom as if you want to make the whole world beautiful.

It's like night and day... to do business, in Europe, there is no bull, they are pretty straightforward.

You cannot uneducate the person who has learned to read.

I am a Christian and a Hindu and a Muslim and a Jew.

Ordinary women of grace are, in a sense, my real role models.

Our need for innovation has shifted power closer to the source of that power-Us. We are the future.

It is hard to grow up in a society in which one's important problems are treated as nonexistent. It is impossible to belong to it, it is hard to fight to change it.

Only fools wait when their enemies are coming, to see if they may prove to be friends.

To know one's Self is to be blissful always.

In life we have many disappointments. Those who go on to greater things dwell on the disappointments briefly and then move on