Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

My ideal night would probably be a dope outfit, people that I love around me. Go to get some dinner, have some amazing food. Maybe sushi or Italian: I love both.

You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.

Don't pretend to be a journalist if you're not a journalist.

We went into Iraq because Iraq posed a threat to the stability of the region and was engaged in the process of trying to develop weapons of mass destruction and had links to terrorists.

I'm not inspired by songwriting at all; that took place years ago. I'm pretty well established, as far as my influences go. I don't listen to music anymore. It all sounds the same to me.

When the character's right, looks are a greater delight.

I'd like to get to a state where people think that if you've Googled something, you've researched it, and otherwise haven't, and that's it.

What people say doesn't really matter. It's best to just brush it off and move on.

It is a very lonely life that a man leads, who becomes aware of truths before their times.

Titles are abolished; and the American Republic swarms with men claiming and bearing them.