Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

You need to understand what goal you were created for and you need to understand your destination

Whether we like it or not, one day science will take God from us! This will be especially a great destruction for the weak minds!

I am made of a thousand ghosts, only you can shoot me down.

It is good to express a thing twice right at the outset and so to give it a right foot and also a left one. Truth can surely stand on one leg, but with two it will be able to walk and get around.

They who quarrel with others, instead of quarrelling with their own hearts, waste their lives.

Money could never have originated as paper.

You should thank the people who bring out the worst in you. Had it not been for them, you would never have come to know of your worst side.

There is only one caste... the caste of humanity. There is only one religion... the religion of love. There is only one language... the language of the heart.

Maybe I don't know what love is, but it isn't this.