Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

There's absolutely no bubble in technology.

You're generally better off sticking with what you know.

Of course he despised the world as a whole; every thoughtful man should; it is almost a test of refinement.

Men of noble birth are noted to be envious towards new men when they rise. For the distance is altered, and it is like a deceit of the eye, that when others come on they think themselves go back.

Good is done by degrees.

How many students ... were rendered callous to ideas, and how many lost the impetus to learn because of the way in which learning was experienced by them?

Her mind is a bird that's trapped inside her skull, flapping and thrashing, never breaking free.

Moviemaking is so male-dominated now that they think they’re being pro-feminine when they have women punching each other out.

I can't speak for anyone else, but in my case, I sort of fell into acting.

I'm very wary of fawning too much over heroes. There's an old adage that heroes are best kept at arm's length, and in a few instances in my life, that's been true.