Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you appreciate the small things, you're likely to get the big ones.

Forcing yourself into peace is indeed stressful so do not stress yourself to run behind peace, Go through each n every stress with peace.

Rene Caron takes my breath away!

May my thanksgiving be my prayer.

I know of few families today that aren’t touched to some extent by the heartache of divorce, including our own.

If you go chasing your freedom your fate will only follow you there and force you back.

We shall prosper as we learn to do the common things of life in an uncommon way. Let down your buckets where you are.

Some events do take place but are not true; others are, although they never occurred.

Whatever necessity lays upon thee, endure; whatever she commands, do.

Debate is healthy and no one in this chamber - starting with me - has a monopoly on being right.