Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

I'm terrified of marriage. I'm terrified of not doing something so important and at the same time I think you shouldn't rush into these things.

The cave-dweller's wife complained that he hadn't dragged her anywhere in months.

People think of poetry as a school subject... Poetry is very frustrating to students because they don't have a taste for ambiguity, for one thing. That gives them a poetry hangover.

Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.

I didn't try and say anything terribly meaningful. I'm definitely not a social commentator at all.

It's part of what I do at my piano - the hymns. And then I write.

Moses and the crooked snake... that turned into a stuck, that was actually a disintegrator pistol.

Sarfati. That's my real last name. I don't use it a lot because I got 'Lea So-fatty,' 'Lea So-farty' at school.

Within the confines of the lecture hall, no other virtue exists but plain intellectual integrity.

The individual is ephemeral, races and nations come and pass away, but man remains.

I'm very skeptical about the good intentions of Milosevic.