Money is God in action.

The best thing you can do for the poor is not to be one of them.

Never say money is hard to get. Money will hear you, and that's just what she'll be.

I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.

If it's that difficult for a rich man to get into heaven, think how terrible it must be for a poor man to get in . He doesn't even have a bribe for the gatekeeper.

You can't lose with the Stuff I use!

I love money and money loves me.

That's what "meaning" is—a special additive like salt or garlic that could make even the most fetid piece of meat seem palpable, even delicious.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

Justice is the sanction of established injustice.

If you're Iran's minister of defense, I think you'd try to develop at least one nuclear weapon to save yourself from what happened to Iraq.

Words become meaningless, the mind cuts itself off from reality for a little while, a necessary breathing space until one is ready to cope.

Kirk Cousins has played much better at the quarterback position than Robert Griffin III has.

I've gotten into such weird jobs just by word of mouth... Like I didn't try to be an accessory designer, but I had a friend working at the company and I needed a job so that's where I ended up.

I don't think I'll be making documentaries my whole life.

There is nothing more distressing or tiresome than a writer standing in front of an audience and reading his work.