Money is a better tonic than Geritol.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

Without hardships, how could we find hope?

Courage is knowing what not to fear.

If I flew for you, you would still be standing.

In capitalist nation, all is decided by money.

Now I don't want to feel cornered as an actor, because I've got a wider range than that.

Good deeds never go unpunished.

The agencies are the Walmarts of the welfare agency

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.

I'm awful with directions, and I'm not very handy around the house.

Men hate the individual whom they call avaricious only because there is nothing to be gained by him.