Money is only congealed snow.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.

To every soul that knows how to pray, to every soul that by faith comes to Jesus, the true mercy seat, divine sovereignty wears no dark and terrible aspect but is full of love.

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.

Bigotry is probably the thing I detest most.

Turner has outdone himself; he seems to paint with tinted steam, so evanescent and so airy.

My beloved child, break your heart no longer. Each time you judge yourself, you break your own heart.

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we came from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man

If you will help run our government in the American way, then there will never be any danger of our government running America in the wrong way.

You've had your share of secrets and I'm tired of being the last to know