Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

I should like to bury something precious in every place where I've been happy and then, when I'm old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.

One forgets words as one forgets names. One's vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.

I have lived carefully, sheltered myself from the cold winds, eaten moderately of what was in season, drunk fine claret, slept in my own sheets; I shall live long.

The truth is that Oxford is simply a very beautiful city in which it is convenient to segregate a certain number of the young of the nation while they are growing up.

Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.

He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there's no room for the present at all.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

Though all the guns be silenced, each soldier in his home, There is no peace till Love comes, till the meek may safely roam.

Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age.

Trying to design the perfect plan is the perfect recipe for disappointment.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

When the fact doesn't meet the theory then let go the theory.

Pouring out ideas is better for creativity than doling them out by the teaspoon.

It is best to avoid the beginnings of evil.

Sometimes you just get giggles leprosy and it can't be helped. I find that there's a direct correlation between fatigue and breaking.

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.

Big data is great when you want to verify and quantify small data - as big data is all about seeking a correlation - small data about seeking the causation.