Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Life is unbearable pain.

He had had no experience in asking for a job with a big organization, and Mr. Dilling was making him aware of what a fine art it was--if you couldn't run a machine. A duel was under way.

Art requires a delicate adjustment of the outer and inner worlds in such a way that, without changing their nature, they can be seen through each other.

Sprinkled in with the beauty and joy of life will be storms. These storms will require you to anchor yourself to your faith until your rainbow arrives.

The karma that is most interesting is the mental karma because ultimately it generates physical action.

The casualities seemed to go on and on. Just when I thought I was done losing her, I would find yet another way to love her all over again.

When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.

Jesus didn't go around condemning people. The Bible says it's the goodness of God that leads people to repentance.

Self-parody is the first portent of age.

We are never alone. We are all aspects of one great being. No matter how far apart we are, the air links us.