Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Love is the magnetic and attracting force between you and meand the beauty, and the world and everything in it.

Accept yourself, seek the divinity within you.

I have been both a ghost and haunted in the city I love.

You can be this super-successful woman who's smart and effective but still feminine. When I worked in finance, I didn't always think that was possible.

A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it, but counts on alacrity to make up for lack of engineering expertise.

In loneliness, the lonely one eats himself; in a crowd, the many eat him. Now choose.

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

Best thing is to get the words down every day. And it is time to start now.

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.